Assuming this isn’t all some fucking fever dream bullshit
If it is I don’t want to ever fucking wake up from this
motherfucker
I know this wasn’t part of the fucking plan. I’m sad that the kid died but the Wolf is back and herself. That’s all that fucking matters now. Call me a selfish bitch if you want but you can eat a bag of donkey dicks because I know you’d feel the same.
I’ve been trying to get used only having one fucking working eye thanks to that pucker sucking piece of bird shit. My depth perception is fucked, so I’ve been trying to get around that shit by throwing knives.
There’s room to throw them around this shithole too. I think this used to be some kind of lame ass business retreat, before those cocksuckers moved in and fucked around with it. We found a storage room with boxes of old posters and pamphlets talking about team building and stress management bullshit.
Hey Star, maybe you could use some of this to motivate that shitty employee.
Looks like we’re going to be hanging around here for a for a while. The Wolf keeps going to the room where she was brought back and waving her hand over what’s left of the circle. It stinks like hell, but she won’t let us clean it up. She doesn’t want us to fuck up whatever it is she’s looking for. Anyway, it’s not like we can go back to the cabin either, now that we’re not working for the fucking man anymore.
Speaking of fucking which, the Tailor hasn’t been back since. He was pissed right the fuck off so I’m going to be really surprised if he doesn’t try to send some poor cunt to kill us
Well what the fuck ever happens I’ll fucking deal with it. I’m not losing her again
I know this wasn’t part of the fucking plan. I’m sad that the kid died but the Wolf is back and herself. That’s all that fucking matters now. Call me a selfish bitch if you want but you can eat a bag of donkey dicks because I know you’d feel the same.
I’ve been trying to get used only having one fucking working eye thanks to that pucker sucking piece of bird shit. My depth perception is fucked, so I’ve been trying to get around that shit by throwing knives.
There’s room to throw them around this shithole too. I think this used to be some kind of lame ass business retreat, before those cocksuckers moved in and fucked around with it. We found a storage room with boxes of old posters and pamphlets talking about team building and stress management bullshit.
Hey Star, maybe you could use some of this to motivate that shitty employee.
Looks like we’re going to be hanging around here for a for a while. The Wolf keeps going to the room where she was brought back and waving her hand over what’s left of the circle. It stinks like hell, but she won’t let us clean it up. She doesn’t want us to fuck up whatever it is she’s looking for. Anyway, it’s not like we can go back to the cabin either, now that we’re not working for the fucking man anymore.
Speaking of fucking which, the Tailor hasn’t been back since. He was pissed right the fuck off so I’m going to be really surprised if he doesn’t try to send some poor cunt to kill us
Well what the fuck ever happens I’ll fucking deal with it. I’m not losing her again
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON. "NOT WORKING FOR THE FUCKING MAN ANYMORE." Which man would that be? It REALLY better not be the one I think it is, for all our sakes.
ReplyDeleteThis shit can be salvaged. He has been angry before, maybe he'll calm down again. Keep the faith, for FUCK'S SAKE. Do NOT just up and decide to quit your GODDAMN JOBS because Father isn't happy with shit YOU COULD NOT HELP. I MEAN IT. Because if you AREN'T on our team anymore, I am probably going to be among the lucky chosen to clean this shitty mess up. And neither you nor me wants that.
KEEP. THE. FAITH.
Well, I wasn't talking about quitting my job at the fucking Dairy Queen.
DeleteI DID my fucking job for Tailor because that's what the Wolf did. I love HER. I'm loyal to HER. Now that she's alive again, I'm going to fucking follow her wherever the fuck she goes.
The Tailor tried to fucking KILL her and she BURNED his ass. I think that fucking ship has sailed
My, my Starman, you seem a bit irked, what's wrong? Daddy lost one of his toys? You gonna fetch it for him?
DeleteFetch? Yes, if I have to. No fucking idea what Osprey did, or how he fucked this up, but there is a small chance I can UNfuck it.
DeleteAh, yes, I keep forgetting your... Unique circumstances. Still would have thought Hart would know better, and Wolf for that matter. Maybe some of the NON Broken members of the Pack would like to give me a reason NOT to do my job when the time comes. Because this shit is EXACTLY what I was brought back to deal with. It is barely any different from the Redlight situation.
Dude, are they messing with your perception or something? You seem to keep missing the part where he tried to kill her and got burned for it. There is nothing to "know better" about.
DeleteYou can never TELL with him, when he attacks his children. Maybe he tried to kill her, maybe he didn't. She did just come back to LIFE, so you might have been seeing what you were afraid of, rather than what was actually happening.
DeleteI assume the burning has something to do with that thing Father Fuckface tried to summon. I'm hoping whatever effect it has on Wolf will fade over time. Or can be exorcised. But REALLY MAN? Father's been angry at Wolf before, and you guys didn't jump ship THEN. Do not DO this. REALLY don't want to have to come after you. And YOU don't want me to come after you.
Yeah he's been angry before but not like this. You weren't there, dude. I was and I know what I saw.
DeleteYou're right that I don't want you to come after us but, like I told you before, I don't have a say in what your orders are or what you do. If you try to hurt her or Fell I'm not going to back down
God DAMMIT.
DeleteFine. Plan B. Pups go in the pound, and I get to play Vet on the Mother. Osprey was an idiot and an amateur, but I sure as shit am not.
Oh Scratch, it's amusing to see you distance yourself from Osprey while thinking you can speak for Ritter.
DeleteVery well dear. Come get us. Come and burn again.
We can make an evening of it. Start with a nice dinner. Finish with a fight to the death
Ohohohoho! The family is going independent! This is GREAT! This day just keeps getting better and BETTER! HAHA! Holy fuck, Fell you beautiful blind bitch you! Thanks for this post, this was great news to hear.
ReplyDeleteOh man, I wonder what kind of inner turmoil went through Knitty's mind as she was deciding to finally separate from him, after all, he dedication to our Tall Friend was practically on par with Starman's!
All of this is so exciting!
Probably something like "well fuck, I just got back after dying for 'Ritter' and his ungrateful ass is attacking me, better tell him to go fuck himself"
DeleteHey, since you're feeling so fucking tickled by all of this, do you want to tell me how the fuck you got used to being down an eye?
Back in the day? I used it, but I didn't really rely on it too much, since my darling at the time would help me navigate anyway.
DeleteNow, after my return, just like her, I can see "differently", I technically don't even need this body's eye now, it's just there for aesthetic purposes.
Well shit. Guess I'll just keep fucking practicing with my knives then
DeleteThanks for giving me a fucking answer anyway
I'm screen shotting that, printing it and carrying the screen shot around with me forever now.
DeleteYou thanking me, is the cherry on top of this amazing day.
Go fuck yourself
DeleteNot before I leave this here, have a good day!
Deletehttps://image.ibb.co/ckKGMz/Fuckingwithfell.png
Oh for fucks sake! Go choke on some rotten ass corpse balls you dick!
DeleteWell, welcome to godlessness. Feels good, right?
ReplyDeleteThe irony of certain... entities asking you to keep “faith”. The same disgusting entities who bend and break faith six times with breakfast. Not lost on me.
Thanks, though we were always pretty fucking godless haha
DeleteI don't know what the shit faith has to fucking do with anything. We did our fucking jobs for the Tailor, but we didn't fucking worship his skinny ass.
See now, I bet you a fiver that someone’s going to latch onto you not worshipping him and claim that’s why he attacked the Wolf. You might as well go all out now and say you wiped your arse on the Tailor’s suit or something. Or pissed in the Oracle’s cereal. Or neglected to wear a hoodie and a mask one time.
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