Sunday, December 22, 2013

For the priest



Father Brien, I must thank you for the interesting conversation. If you want to continue to believe that Ritter is Satan and I am a demon in human form, go ahead. I won't waste any more time trying to shatter your illusions. I hope they comfort you in your final moments.

Here, I will even provide a musical accompaniment to go along with that idea

10 comments:

  1. Wht did you do to me?

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  2. What did I do to you? Well, I apparently gave you a rather unpleasant nightmare.

    And yet, here you are again

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    1. Why are you pretending? You did something to me. You stuck my wrist with that black sstuff. Now Im sick and it hurts

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    2. Now how could I have done that when your god is protecting you?

      Both you and the priest have made it clear that Ritter is blocked from entering your little haven and thus, so am I… Right?

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    3. You kno your not. It hurts so bad

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    4. Does it? Does it hurt? What do you expect me to do? Surely you’re not coming to the “demon bearing whore of Satan” for help?

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    5. I don’t no. I just want it to stop or at least to know hats happening to me.

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    6. Then why don’t you ask your god? Where is your faith, little lamb?

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    7. Oooohohoho, Knitty, you tricky, tricky, TRICKY beast!

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    8. IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME TO ROCK A RHYME THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME

      Wait.

      Kelevra. Kelevra. KELEVRA. Please tell me our favourite she-wolf didn't take a page from your book... fuck. Do we know when it will break out? Shit this fuck this shit fuck that shit all this fuck oh my shit what the fuck to shit and fuck to the shit.

      Laura, RUN LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING SUN WON'T RISE TOMORROW.

      Oh, and Laura, do thank your God for me, because he helped Kelevra get revenge on the tall pale dickstring!

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