Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Bird Shit


I don’t know if birdshit was inspired by that corpsefucker’s appearance or not, but he and his gang of retards seem to stepping-up their fucking game after falling of the face of the fucking earth for a while. I was kind of hoping that the Tailor had gotten sick of their shit, but no such luck. They’ve started fucking with our work now. We were supposed to kill a couple motherfuckers and leave one alive. When we got there, everyone was dead, and some hilarious fucking piece of shit had drawn a picture of the Wolf’s mask on the wall. If I find out which one of you dickdribbles did that, I’m going to cut your fucking hands off and shove them up your fucking ass. We’re keeping the kid with us as much as possible. Not just because of the analcrusts showing back up like this, but because we want to make sure she’s okay after the bandaged ballsack messed with her head.

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  1. They were KILL STEALING? That shit is UNACFUCKINGCEPTABLE. BAD FORM. BAD. And they didn't even DO IT RIGHT? What the fuck.

    Look Harvey Birdman. Osprey. Whatever. No one likes overachievers. Or Kill Stealers. How would you like it, if I went up there and randomly murdered runners that YOU already had dibs on. You come up with this BIG GRAND PLAN to ruin their fucking lives, you've made all the preparations, it is gonna be great. Then you show up and they are splattered all over the walls. How would that make YOU feel? Well, I will tell you how it makes me, and plenty of others feel on the outside: ANNOYED. You kill steal from one team, you would do it to another. I for one, do not tolerate that shit.

    Listen up Puppies. If and when you find those assholes, torture them. Slowly. They deserve it. I know you guys know how, given who trained you, but if you end up going the flaying route, I can give you some pointers if you need them.

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    1. All we wish to do is bring the Wolf back; to allow her to serve Father again. We gave them a choice. They chose to work against us; killing family for the sake of a runner.

      This was necessary in order to drive the point home that they are not in control. No matter how they plan, no matter how they fight, we will bring her back.

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    2. Don't you fucking worry Star, this fucker is going to wish for death long before he gets it.

      Birdshit, go fuck a jet engine you cock-faced chicken-fister.

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    3. THEY ARE FAMILY YOU FUCKING MORON. THEY KNOW THEY AREN'T IN CONTROL, IT IS PROXY 101... Wait. Wait, wait, wait. You DO realize that the one IN control here is Father, yeah? Not you, or whatever little friends you might have gathered? Did Father fucking tell you to kill steal? Because if he didn't, we have a problem here.

      Yeah, I know you wanna bring Wolf back. You have any idea how to do that? Because I fucking do, and I wouldn't wish that shit on anyone. Coming back from the dead, the way I have, is hell. A fucking nightmare.

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    4. I know very well that Father is ultimately the one in control. They, however seem to have forgotten. I am doing what must be done in service of Him.

      Yes, I know exactly how to bring her back, though I suspect our methods differ. You went through hell but you're still here and still serving. Soon she will be too.

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    5. You know, you keep saying that you are going to bring her back. What I wanna know, is what the hell are you waiting for? If the puppies have forgotten who the Alpha of all Alphas is, then surely Wolf would be able to remind them. She was loyal, after all. Leave the lessons to her. Not your place to do shit, featherbrain.

      Least of all doing something as low as Kill Stealing.

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    6. Yo Osprey, Star brings a good point, who are you to say whatever they're doing is or isn't in line with our Tall friend's vision? According to Fell, Knitty, her and Hart were getting their "Orders" directly from our Tall friend, which is not an alien concept, just look at FreedomCaged.

      Tell me something Osprey, are you also getting orders from our Tall friend? Or are you just pulling shit out of your ass, because you're a part of the system that has been falling apart for a while now?

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    7. Father is the only one I take orders from

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  2. Any idea how Osprey might be getting the info on your tasks? I don't know how you get the bullet points of what you gotta do, by phone, by email, by fucking carrier pigeon. But you might wanna scan your computer or kill the snitch pigeon or something.

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    1. I don't fucking know. We were never in the fucking loop with those fancy ass organizations that other Proxies have worked in. Maybe because we're in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. The Tailor always told us himself which sad motherfuckers he wanted us to kill, and which to leave alive. Maybe birdshit or one of his gang saw us scoping out the place or something

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