Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Work Update

Just so you crusty shit fisters don’t think we’re slacking on our fucking jobs, I’ll share what the fuck we did on the weekend with your lucky asses.

So out of a group of six there were five that needed some fear put into them and one that was ready to go. Wouldn’t you just know who the fuck happened to be standing guard at their shitty little camp out?

So me and Hart appeared behind his dumb ass and teleported him back home.

Hart broke the motherfucker’s arms and legs for me so he wouldn’t be squirming too much for me to get good even pieces. I chopped his ass up and brought him back to his friends. We quietly made a cozy fucking circle around the camp with his bits and pieces and I propped his head up on a nearby rock just so he could keep watch again. I wouldn’t want the poor bitch to be fucking accused of ditching out. I’m not a complete asshole.

I think the Wolf would have liked that. I think she would have fucking loved their reactions. Once we were done decorating, we hid off in the trees and made just enough noise to wake the rest of them the fuck up.

Oh you should have heard the fucking screaming and crying. I hope the Wolf could hear it, wherever she is


  1. Um... I don't really know what to say to this... Good job, I guess? I dunno.

    1. Haha Thanks, I fucking try!

      You sound a bit put the fuck off though. Maybe it's one of those fucking things where you got to be there to really appreciate it

    2. Uh, no thanks, sounds like a hoot, but I think I'll pass.

    3. Meh, you want to miss out on all the fucking fun, that's your fucking loss.

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  3. It saddens me to hear that Wolf has passed, but makes me extremely happy to see that you're as much of a badass fuck-upper-of-shit as ever. Happy slayings and well wishes, you beautiful fucking maniac. <3