Just
so you crusty shit fisters don’t think we’re slacking on our fucking jobs, I’ll
share what the fuck we did on the weekend with your lucky asses.
So
out of a group of six there were five that needed some fear put into them and
one that was ready to go. Wouldn’t you just know who the fuck happened to be
standing guard at their shitty little camp out?
So
me and Hart appeared behind his dumb ass and teleported him back home.
Hart
broke the motherfucker’s arms and legs for me so he wouldn’t be squirming too
much for me to get good even pieces. I chopped his ass up and brought him back
to his friends. We quietly made a cozy fucking circle around the camp with his
bits and pieces and I propped his head up on a nearby rock just so he could
keep watch again. I wouldn’t want the poor bitch to be fucking accused of
ditching out. I’m not a complete asshole.
I
think the Wolf would have liked that. I think she would have fucking loved
their reactions. Once we were done decorating, we hid off in the trees and made
just enough noise to wake the rest of them the fuck up.
Oh
you should have heard the fucking screaming and crying. I hope the Wolf could
hear it, wherever she is
